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TWO ONE-EYED DOGS
Dispatches from the Front Lines
By Charlie Teljeur

Creative | Sports | Humour


What America Became When It Lost Baseball
For much of America baseball has lost it lustre. As American as Mom, baseball and apple pie. This phrase became a clarion call for...

Charlie Teljeur
Apr 25


Heroes Fall The Hardest
Wayne Gretzky wears a MAGA hat For the second time in his lifetime Wayne Gretzky has effectively thrust a dagger through the hearts of...

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 2


We Hope The World Was Watching
This game became something truly epic because of what it symbolized, for everyone involved. The threat from America is real and, in essence,

Charlie Teljeur
Feb 26


The Most Interesting Man In The World and Me
That's him. And him. Back in the earlier part of this century I managed to land a very interesting gig that had me doing interviews and...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 27


That Finicky No-Trade Clause Thing
The No-Trade Clause, kinda... Up until very recently (like ten minutes before I wrote this) I had never realized how many different...

Charlie Teljeur
Dec 30, 2024


The Rivalry That Never Ends
This is not just a college football issue. It’s a national issue.

Charlie Teljeur
Dec 17, 2024


Lost In Translation
That a player can enter the NHL with this kind of youthful swagger in the serious yet dour hockey mecca of Toronto speaks to both the infect

Charlie Teljeur
Dec 9, 2024


The NHL Needs More Than Just A Salary Cap
A competitive imbalance in a sport's economics can be as lethal to a sport's future as much as anything.

Charlie Teljeur
Dec 9, 2024


Changing Pitchers, Changing Attitudes
Somewhere between a radical and a conservative lies a purist, or at least that’s what I try to tell myself. For some reason, when it...

Charlie Teljeur
Nov 16, 2024


The Good Thing About Being So Bad
In the latest installment of This Team Is Horribly Bad may I present to you the 2024 Chicago White Sox. First, the bad news: The White...

Charlie Teljeur
Nov 16, 2024


The Future Of Officiating
Once upon a time there were goal judges in hockey. These were men, situated directly behind the hockey net, who operated a switch - which...

Charlie Teljeur
Jul 25, 2024


America Is At Its Philosophical Crossroads
While it’s easy to frame Donald Trump as an existential threat to democracy given his menacing political clout, the bigger problem facing...

Charlie Teljeur
Jul 25, 2024


Sports Are Stupid.
My wife didn’t grow up around boys (she attended a girls’ school), didn’t have any brothers yet she is utterly-fascinated with the...

Charlie Teljeur
Jul 4, 2024


Racial Anxiety In Sport
The WNBA has never been more topical than it is right now (which is a traditionally low bar, I’ll admit) but you have to take the...

Charlie Teljeur
Jul 1, 2024


Do The Olympics Even Matter Anymore?
As we approach the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris the question begging to be asked is: do they even matter anymore? Sure, for the athletes...

Charlie Teljeur
Jun 12, 2024


The Death of the NBA Super Team
While the time of death may be in question, the date of birth of the Super Team is pretty definitive. July 8th 2010 was the day LeBron...

Charlie Teljeur
May 31, 2024


The World Needs More Baseball
With other sports we relate more to the soldiers but with baseball we’re more the generals.

Charlie Teljeur
May 30, 2024


5 Lessons My Dogs Have Taught Me About Leadership
We often delude ourselves into thinking we’re much more than we actually are. In this case, we want to believe we're the proverbial born...

Charlie Teljeur
May 22, 2024


The Elusive Myth of Healthy Competition
Why do we play sports? Moreso, what do we feel we get from them? I’m not talking about the obvious physical benefits from actually...

Charlie Teljeur
Apr 4, 2024


Are the Vancouver Canucks the West Coast Maple Leafs?
A lot has been written about the Toronto Maple Leafs’ long-standing playoff futility with the team having never won a Stanley Cup since...

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 14, 2024


A World Class Idea
If you’re one of those who doesn’t believe it’s actually possible to have too much of a good thing you obviously didn’t watch the 2024...

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 5, 2024


Pack Rules
My wife isn’t much of a sports fan but is very intrigued when it comes to the nuances of the games, regardless of whatever game it...

Charlie Teljeur
Feb 21, 2024


Respect: You Get What You Give
I’m always intrigued when discussing how people deal with ethical dilemmas because rarely are they ever as cut and dried as we would like...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 12, 2024


The Future of The PWHL
January 1st 2024 was a pivotal day in the world of women’s hockey with the launching of the Professional Women’s Hockey League. By all...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 8, 2024


Gambling With The Game
You have to wonder what Pete Rose thinks of this whole Shane Pinto situation. Rose, as you may recall, is a baseball Hall of Famer in...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 8, 2024


Aussie Kickers Turning NFL Upside Down
In football, the act of kicking is akin to taking a tool back to the Rent All. Very boring but also very necessary. For the most part...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 8, 2024


So How Does This End?
Shohei Ohtani is looking for a new home and, if you’re interested, it’ll only cost you roughly $650 Million USD (almost $900 Million...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 8, 2024


Hockey, The Right Way
I was watching a special segment of the Pat McAfee Show which was called Hockey Is Awesome! McAfee is an outspoken and surprisingly brash...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 8, 2024


The NHL Shootout: Restoring The Balance
Sean Kilpatrick | The Canadian Press We’re told that for every action there’s a reaction and this was truly exemplified in a recent game...

Charlie Teljeur
Jan 8, 2024


The Birdwatcher's Guide To Spotting the Aymeekooper
"they seem to be especially sensitive to dark colors."

Charlie Teljeur
Jun 11, 2020


Backin' The Black
When opportunity knocks...

Charlie Teljeur
Jun 8, 2020


How Donald Trump Saved America
How did he do it, they asked. When they would look back at the turbulent years of the early 21st century they always want to know how we...

Charlie Teljeur
Jun 7, 2020



Charlie Teljeur
May 18, 2020


Dear America: Advice From Your Little Brother Canada
Dear America, I’ll cut right to the chase: You’ve been a real dick lately.

Charlie Teljeur
May 16, 2020


Err Force?
How jet fuel cures the Corona Virus!

Charlie Teljeur
May 14, 2020


I Ran West Today
Can you chase something that might not be there? Written a few years back but a question I think that's infinitely timeless.

Charlie Teljeur
May 14, 2020


The Implications of Dreams
I had this really weird dream the other night. A friend of mine was getting beaten up yet I (in the context of the dream at least) did...

Charlie Teljeur
May 4, 2020


Kerouac: The Book Report
"Jack Keorouac’s pearl stands more for who he was than what he was. He was – as is often said – the voice of the Beat Generation. His...

Charlie Teljeur
May 3, 2020


My Interview with The Most Interesting Man In The World
Have you interviewed The Most Interesting Man In The World? Well I have, back in 2011. His name is Jonathan Goldsmith and he's Old...

Charlie Teljeur
Apr 27, 2020


Charlie Talks To.. The Last Ice Of Winter
(First published April 28th, 2014) So it appears that the winter that wouldn't let go is finally letting go. This is what happens when...

Charlie Teljeur
Apr 21, 2020


Thank You Craig
(First published December 18, 2014) I can't bring myself to watch the final episodes of The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. The...

Charlie Teljeur
Apr 21, 2020


Requiem For A Comedian
"Robin Williams wasn't funny in spite of his demons, but rather because of them."

Charlie Teljeur
Apr 21, 2020


Bob The Cow
If a cow tells you he's going to fly you might do yourself a favour and believe him. Words and art by me. Narration by Joanna Teljeur.

Charlie Teljeur
Apr 1, 2020


The Lottery - An Endorsement
All gambling – despite repeated claims – is not created equal. There is wagering based on hope and there is wagering based on fear. How...

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 30, 2020


We Are One
This was made during the Covid pandemic crisis but applies to all of us at any time.

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 27, 2020


Different Reason. Same Result.
The last time we had an NHL hockey stoppage it was due to a virus of a different kind...

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 19, 2020


The Day I Apparently Drew An X-rated Cartoon
Take a look at this cartoon... Do you see anything dirty in it. How about this, does it make you think "sodomy"? Evidently it did for...

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 18, 2020


The Day Steve Ludzik Wanted to Kick My Ass (virtually)
This is Steve Ludzik. Steve is a former professional athlete who played 424 games in the NHL. This is a cartoon I created back in 2008 as...

Charlie Teljeur
Mar 17, 2020



Charlie Teljeur
Nov 13, 2019


The Legend Of Mitchell Trubisky
It's not as bad as that, is it? Well...

Charlie Teljeur
Nov 8, 2019
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